permanentmarker

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Charades
*guy holds up one finger*
Woman:
The finger!
The.. pointing finger!
...The sky!
...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE
OF ZA MEATBALLS!
Man: NO, it means one word!
Woman: MEATBALLS!

-modernfamily(:

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I'm the cool dad.
That's, that's my thang.
I surf the web, I text.
L-O-L. Laugh out loud.
O-M-G. Oh my god.
W-T-F. Why the face.

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There are thousands
of different languages
in the world, but the
symbol for

LOVE

is universal.

♥

 
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Pretending
to text in
awkward
situations.
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Ready for this? I bet I can read your mind (:

Think of a country that starts with D.

 

Take the last letter of that country,
and think of a animal that starts with that letter.

 

Take the last letter of that animal,
and think of a fruit that starts with that letter.

 

Wait, don’t tell me.

The fruit is

AN ORANGE.

(:

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Guy: Say silk.
Girl: Silk..?
Guy: Say it 5 times.
Girl: silk silk silk silk silk.
Guy: Spell silk.
Girl: S-i-l-k .
Guy: What do cows drink?
Girl: Milk! HAHA YOU DIDN'T FOOL ME!
Guy: Actually they drink water.

Girl: Damn.

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Spongebob:
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and mee!
N is for anywhere & anytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea (:
Plankton:
F is for fire that burns
dow n the whole town
U is for uranium ... BOMBS!
N is for no surviiiiivors  when you're-
 
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*makes amazing quote*
checks two seconds later-
3 faves already! wow 
this'll totally be a top quote(:
*checks again the next day*
3 faves.
-_-
 
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forcing laughter, faking smiles
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Fave & I will follow you.

Comment & I will
leave a nice comment
on your profile (:

Read my quotes &
I will love you <3

 

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