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those commercials that are like,

Loganaphilosabol.
I've lived a tough life, that is, up til now. Now with
 loganaphilsabol, now I can do whatever I want to.
I can fly, I can dream, I can think of a better tomorrow.
*shows woman in white dress spinning around dancing by ocean at sunset,
laughing with husband and little fluffy dog with soothing music .

Caution: Logonaphisabol might not be for you.
Consult your doctor to ask if it's right for you.
Some possible side effects may include:
signs of drowsiness, weariness, excessive bleeding of the heart and
brain, hallucinations, easier bruising bones, whooping cough, swine flu, loss
of sleep, swelling of the lungs making it impossible to breathe, asthma, memory loss,
make the problem worse, hiccups,  crushed bones, deadly diseases and  death.
*b a c k     t o    w o m a n *
Loganaphilosabol.
I don't know what I would 
d o           w i t  h o u t          i t .

Girl: and then _________________
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Boy: lol
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Boy: k
Girl: ________________________
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Boy: g2g bi

 

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