phee

Status: musicure's identical twin
Joined: December 14, 2012
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 342021
Location: reading my old quotes and wondering if i should laugh or cringe
Gender: F
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currently reading: we are all completely beside ourselves
favourite new song: nf- let you down

Quotes by phee

I constantly wonder why all the good people who deserve good things get bad things,
& why all the bad people who deserve bad things get good things.
And then it hit me,
the people who get bad things are good because
they have seen bad and they have learnt how to be a better person.
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Don’t tell me
 
Don’t tell me: Trees are harmless when,
You almost cried at your first paper cut.

Don’t tell me: You love the rain when,
You always shield yourself with an umbrella.

Don’t tell me: a bird’s song is beautiful when,
You scare it off for waking you up in the morning.

Don’t tell me: you adore making snowmen when,
You always crave for sun when the snow falls.

Don’t tell me: You enjoy the sun’s warmth when,
You search for a shadow to sit under in summer.

Don’t tell me: there’s beauty in everything when,
You don’t even look.

Don’t tell me: you love me,
When you and I both know it’s a lie.

And don’t tell me: that you appreciate everything when,
You can’t even be bothered,
To read to the end of this poem.
-byphee
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isn't it ironic that Justin Bieber's birthday
is on
self harm awareness day...
all those beliebers who were threatening to cut themselves
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friend: can i have breakfast in bed?
me: if you want breakfast in bed...
me: sleep in the kitchen.
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me: *whispers to friend*
teacher: would you like to share that with the class?
me: ...err obviously not, that's why i whispered.

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mind: look at meeee
him: *looks at me*
me: *looks away*
mind: ... just why?
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hair: i'm going to look bad all day
hair: and then before you get in the shower
hair: i'm going to look perfect.
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person: are you allergic to anything?
me: yes
person: to what?
me: people.

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me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, what do you think for?!!?


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when you are sad,

just remember

that somewhere in this world

there's an idiot

pulling a door

that says...













'push'






 

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