pickuplines101

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Joined: July 13, 2013
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Hey I'm a girl just in case you didn't know which really I hope you didn't because that would just be creepy, but anyways these are just some pick up lines that if I heard I would either slap them or just laugh! Have fun reading the worst pick-up lines created. Although remember to NEVER tell any of these to a woman/man or you might just get your a$$ kicked

Quotes by pickuplines101

I miss my teddy bear... Would you sleep with me?
So... How you doin'?
So you like rasins? How about a date?
If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
Serious Pick-Up Line #1

You're the South to my North, but every magnet has both.
(At the copier)

Ah you're reproducing, can I help?
Did it hurt when you fell from hevean?

Because it sure did mess your face up
If you were a potato
you'd be a nice
potato
Is there a mirror in your pants?

Because I can see myself in them
Are you from Tennesse?

'Cause I wanna suck your face!