piercedheart70

I absolutely ADORE how Steve makes a quote that says:

"test"

and everyone favs it. ♥
 

Simba was walking slow, so I told him to Mufasa .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

2 NOTIFICATIONS!? D:

HELL YES.
 

"To the girl reading this quote, you are the most BEAUTIFUL girl I've ever seen.<3"

Your looking at a computer screen. I still feel as damn ugly as before.

A FOR EFFORT THOUGH. ♥
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..

No.
 

MY FAMILY IS OFFICIALLY BROKE.

But last night we cooked the last thing in our pantry, a small bag of noodles, and went outside on our porch and ate dinner in the beautiful weather, laughing as if nothing were wrong.

I have never been more happy in my life.

♥
 

GOOD GAME.

GOOD GAME.

SCREW YOU.

GOOD GAME.

So I had an argument with my mom about how lame Star Trek is.

She claims it's actually very interesting and intriguing. I finally agree to watch it with her just to shut her up, and as soon as we click play, it shows a guy beaten, strapped to a chair, with people shoving bugs down his throat.

........

I won that argument.

 

BOOM BANG POW. EVERYBODY'S GETTING PREGNANT!

Jenna Marbles, getting people pregnant.

♥

Seeing a quote on Witty filed under funny, and the user thinks that they're hilarious.

And you're just like:

No.