If I ever saw a famous guy that I was
obsessed with on the street I'd go up to them pretending I have
no idea who they are and I'd ask them for directions and then
we could get talking and then we'd become friends and then best
friends and then boyfriend/girlfriend and then engaged and married
and when we're both old and frail and have lived our lives
together I'd tell them I knew who they were all along and just
wanted to marry them from the first sight.