pineapplejam852

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I’m Sleepy…

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I’m Sleepy…
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And yousayyourlife sucks…
Man, you  just  said  YOU  suck.
But then again it  IS  your  life…
And  I  ain’t gonna live it  for  you.
 
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FRIENDSHIP
Friends stand side by side.
Good friends stand on your feet.
Best friends stand on your head!
Where do I stand? 
 

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             •My dictionary•My dictionary•My dictionary•
 
 
 
  SCHOOL
MyMeaning:
               Another word for
CHILD CRUELTY! 
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Thatakwardmoment…
When
You were
About to say
Something to him/her
And you end up looking like
A                        
                    GOLDFISH 


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Didyou notice this is gettingbiggerand smaller????? 
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                I really don’t get
                       Why you
                            Are
                        Just staring
                            At this
                      And thinking
                        What
                             The Hell
     Shes going on about… : ) 
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Lets make bettermistakes

♥tomorrow♥ 
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        IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 
         Best.Friends.Forever     
        IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 
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Son:Damn!Why did you do that!?
Mom:Don’t talk to your brother like that!Its rude!
*Son pulls “brothers’’
hair*
Mom:Damn!Stop doing that!
“Brother”:Don’t talk to your son like that!Its rude!
Mom:Stop it! I’m aloud!
Son:Yeah?Who said?
Mom:Me.
Son:Then I can!
Mom:No you can’t
Son:If I ain’t aloud,why can you?
Mom:Cuz I’m a grown-up.
 
*Later*
Mom:Joe!(Son)Your practicly a grown-up!Why did you leave your dirty washing upstairs?I told ya to bring it down!
Son:Danm! I forgot!
Mom:What did I say about ‘Danm’?
Son:You said I’m ‘practicly a grown up’.Thats what you said.And you said grown-ups can say danm!
*Mom is speechless*
 
Ha!
 
Dumb and cheezy. 
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