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only a real girl could
have a broken heart one day
then be jumping on her bed
*-_in a hoodie and shorts the_-*
next singing in her hairbrush to
 Disney Songs*








no credittt i only did colorss
credit for the edit<3
 
made by dippindots5704
on November 19, 2009 20:46:35
quote number 1196889
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: Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook.
The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with "LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB".
When I questioned him about it, he wrote
 "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer."
 Never again will I say "lol". MLIA


hahahaha best one yet? i think so. :D
made by xChristinax0x12
on November 17, 2009 17:53:29
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so you're calling me a bitch?

hahahahahahahaha!


wow, dick. you really outta your mind.


cause you the bitch
(for calling me a bitch)


your mum's a bitch

(for having a bitch)


and yo daddy's a bitch

(for fucking a bitch)


who's the bitch now, bitch?


(i guess it runs in your family)






































 

made by HibaSweetish
on August 08, 2009 09:39:38
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Today,
my parents got a new yellow
 lab puppy. The first thing my
23 year old brother did when he
saw her was to lift her up and sing
the Circle of Life song from
TheLionKing. My parents thought
he was weird. I was just pissed
he thought of it first.
 MLIA
made by x0xkaiiittt24x0x
on September 17, 2009 20:05:12
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never say goodbye ♥

because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting .
-peter pan 



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made by his_golden_eyes_xo
on September 16, 2009 15:44:21
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TeamTaylor;
Kanye can kiss my ass.
made by xoxobritt96oxox
on September 14, 2009 20:32:16
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lizzie mcguire
because not all of us are wizards.
or secretly pop stars.
or secretly phsycic.
or are from the future.
or live in the white house.
or live on a cruise ship.
or have summers that never end.
some of us are just
normal
(or at least we try to be)
made by purplelove4x4
on September 14, 2009 07:34:40
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                                           I told my mom i was hungry.           
                                           s h e   g a v e   m e   a   c a r r o t .
                                            i threw it at her.
made by xoSoniaxox04
on August 09, 2009 11:38:50
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you never know how strong you are
until being strong
is the only choice you have.
made by Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
on August 08, 2009 17:02:32
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i don't know about you
but i'd be pretty damn  [   terrified   ] if a 400 pound
glass of Kool - Aid burst into my house and said ; ;
OH YEAH!
made by danaaax3
on August 13, 2009 03:10:04
quote number 1012828
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