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Parent: One day you're going to get asked out. We should practice

Me: Not going to happen 

Parent: Yes it will. Okay say someone asks you out to the movies what will you say

Me: Are you sure you're asking the right person?

Parent:..... You're right you're not going to get asked out

Math

Boy who sits next to me: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: *continues saying that for the next 30 minutes*
Me: I you say that again I will throw something at you
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Me: *Throws pencil at kid*
Boy: Ow
Me: Hey I warned you

*Ten minutes later*

Boy: *Goes to an activity with his friends that involves standing in strange karate poses and hitting each other*
Me: *Decides to film this*
Friend: *Does nature documentary voice while filiming*
Boy: Are you filming this?
Me: Yes
Boy: I going to delete this
Boy: *Deletes it*
Me: *flies into an angry rage and throws highlighters at him until he hides in closet*
Teacher: Stop that, you're hurting him.
Me: That's the point






 

Testing Time:
Roughly 1 month ago


Me: * stupidly leaves all school supplies in my homeroom which is testing as well as noticing other boy has left his stuff too)

Me: *Notices boy get up to go get something*

Me: *presumes he is getting his stuff*

Me: You can't go in their right now they're testing

Boy: Their testing IN THE BATHROOM

Me: *stands there wallowing in own awkward silence for about 10 trillion years*

Me: This settles it

Me: I AM THE QUEEN OF EMBARASSING MOMENTS

 

Today in language arts to be nice I accidentally gave away my headphones

I seriously have no idea how I did this

None.



That settles it


I (Name shall be omitted due to privacy reasons) am the most awkardly stupid human the universe has ever seen.
 

HOW DOES SOMEBODY ACCIDENTALLY GIVE AWAY THEIR HEADPHONES
 

HOW

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Math Class

Me: *walks in and sits down next to friend/classmate
Friend/Classmate: Hey
Me: Hey. What are you doing?
Friend/Classmate: Oh just going on this site *turns computer towards me*
Me: Sees Witty
Me: *starts to hyperventalite*
Friend/Classmate: Oh this quote looks funny *takes picture of it*
Me: Oh she took a picture maybe that means she doesn't have an accoint
Friend/Classmate: Oh I just thought of a good quote *adds quote*
Me: *trying to act innocent* hey uh what uh is this site?
Friend/Classmate: Oh it's Witty. You should join
Me: Yeah... I .... should

 

Today in math I got trapped at my desk,

jumped over of it,

then fell flat on my face and spilled all my

stuff



It's official I'm a failure at life
 
 

Hello fellow Wittians, I'm doing a debate for school and I figured you might be able to help me.

So do you think we should continue to invest in space exploration?

Why or why not?

Thak you SO much for your time

I'm not lonely I just have a crippling fear of social interacton and as a result I have no friends, aquaintences or people who talk to me.

So i'm just sitting here looking up pictures of cupcakes and drooling.

I should probably get up........

But I want frosting

I REALLY want frosting

 

Just another morning........