pinkhairdontcare

my brother wrote this story... he is 9... i couldnt stop laughing when i read it :)
excuse the grammar
THE MYSTERIOUS POOPER  
 
Once there were kids.  All the kids were regular.  But Bill he liked the bathroom.  One day Bill went to the bathroom he saw poop in the toilet.  Bill wanted to know who did it.  He searched and he searched who ever could it be he wondered.  Then Bill got it Alex he did it Alex said I didn’t do it.  So Bill went on.Then Bill asked his teacher Mrs.Gutherford if she did it. She said yes and Bill asked why she was in the boys bathroom and she said “POOP ON YOURSELF”Then Mrs. Gutherford got sent to prison for pooping to big for the toilet. Good news though, the prison installed an extra big toilet for Mrs. Gutherford so she could fit her poops in it. Then, Mrs. Guutherford escaped from prison with her poop-bombs that could blow up anthing! Then she went back to school and used her poop-bombs on Bill because he ratted her out. Mrs. Gutherford went on to rule the world with her massive poop bombs and atrocious poop smells.            
 
 THE END