α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*

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Joined: November 10, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 338164
 
don't worry about me darling.
My life has been a series of complications.

 

Quotes by α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*

Me talking to math teacher: I have liek 2 hipster teachers.... 
Math teacher : Hug 'em
Me : Genius
That moment when a little kid looks at you for a long time and stares into your soul
And then god created Saturn



And he liked it, So he put a ring on it.
I Tried showing off in front of my crush... But i just Face planted the floor.

Thats how unique i am ;-;
When you are sad, just remember

Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
DID YOU KNOW? 
If you go on google maps and type: 
52.376552, 5.198303
you will see a man dragging a dead body into the lake.
I Would kinda think about something like spider. And how they pop up on you.. 

I Would imagine them say :  'YO, IM HERE TO SCARE THE SHITALKING MUSHROOMS OUTTA YOU!'
* Bucket list *

*Hug a hipster
Me : WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Crush : DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! ^_^
*alice in wonderland play*
Tweedle Doo actor : We need a girl to be tweedle dum
Devin : What about tweedle devin.
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