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α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
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don't worry about me darling.
My life has been a series of complications.
Quotes by α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
Me talking to math teacher:
I have liek 2 hipster teachers....
Math teacher
: Hug 'em
Me
: Genius
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school
That moment when a little kid looks at you for a long time and stares into your soul
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funny
And then god created Saturn
And he liked it, So he put a ring on it.
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love
I Tried showing off in front of my crush... But i just Face planted the floor.
Thats how unique i am ;-;
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funny
When you are sad, just remember
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
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lol
DID YOU KNOW?
If you go on google maps and type:
52.376552, 5.198303
you will see a man dragging a dead body into the lake.
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funny
I Would kinda think about something like spider. And how they pop up on you..
I Would imagine them say : 'YO, IM HERE TO SCARE THE SHITALKING MUSHROOMS OUTTA YOU!'
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funny
* Bucket list *
*Hug a hipster
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funny
Me : WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Crush : DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! ^_^
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crush
*alice in wonderland play*
Tweedle Doo actor : We need a girl to be tweedle dum
Devin : What about tweedle devin.
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