i
don't understand why girls are always like
"i hate
being
a female!" i know there are bad things, like cramps,
giving birth, bleeding for a week, being insecure, shaving
everyday.
but think of all the perks!
- we can wear guys clothes. if they
wear ours, they get funny looks.
- our friends dont say hi to us by punching us in the arm.
- pms sucks, but be have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate
for a week.
- girl talk. we don't have to expalin stuff, we just
understand eachother.
- we don't have to stand at a urinal and have other girls
stare at us.
- we don't have to shave out faces.
- we can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like
we know how to dance.
- we get chocolate and flowers from guys.
- at least one girl always survives in horror films.
- even if we feel ugly, we have makeup to fix it!
- we can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we
are.
- we don't have to worry about nose hair, back hair, ear
hair. gross!!
- we don't have to sit on our wallets.
- it's not required that we learn how to spit when we are
young.
- on tv shows the girls always have the coolest supernatural
powers.
- we can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and
not feel the least bit silly.
- if we have dark circles under our eyes, or hickeys, we can just
cover it up with concealer!
being a girl isn't all that bad...