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I really don't understand people.


Me: *Talking all day long *

My friends: SHUT UP


Me: *Not talking all day long*

My friends: Whats wrong?


It really confuses me 

I got on the train to go to school yesterday, and bear in mind it was like 8.30am, there was this drunk guy and a group of friends (the friends weren't drunk) and me and my friend were listening to their conversation, it kinda went like this....

Drunk guy: *slurred*  you know that, my grandad died yesterday. he was 82 and  he died making love to my granny.

Friend: you're drunk dude.

Drunk guy: im not ever drunk.

Friend 2: you are.

Drunk guy: *singing* I run over fat kids in my van lalalalalaaaallalaa

Friend 3: you are like so drunk dude. 

Drunk guy: noooo im never drunkkk ever. 

Drunk guy: I love you duuude

Drunk guy: I love youuu toooooooo

Drunk guy: *hugs himelf*

truee stahry
 

I love you with all my

butt.

I would say heart, 

but my butt is bigger 

(:

Credit to some facebook page majig
 

Get the name of the song you're listening to or the last song you listened to and add "In my pants" on the end :) 
You dont have to comment or anything 

Me: *Sending a long text*

Me: *Waiting for reply*

Me: Ooooooh they replied!!

Me: They said "K" x_x

Me: So when they get hit by a bus...

Me: Imma be like "k" 

nmq, credit to some like random facebook page thingy



 

How to have a relationship in 3 simple

steps

Step 1: Buy a sheep

Step 2: Name it relation

Step 3: You now have a relation-sheep