pollilop

Status: welcome to my witty (:
Joined: July 31, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: January 1
user id: 201998
Location: Ohio
Gender: F
my name is sarah
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it's ok if you use them,
i spend a lot of time on them
don't claim them as your own

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Quotes by pollilop

❝and then i decided
i was a lemon
for a couple of weeks.❞

-douglas adams
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i'm lonely
i want your signal
and i've decided 
that i adore you
i adore you it's true
-the brunettes

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"happiness consists in getting enough sleep. that's it, nothing more."

-robert heinlein
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i can't do it alone
i've tried
and i don't know who i am
-lenka, the show
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❝all your flowers
arrive at once
too late!❞

-george carlin
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i always wish my boyfriend good luck before he starts playing a new video game <3

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WTFudge Cleverbot #8

User: If you love me too, say 'I love you, too.'.
Cleverbot: Because I have to.
User: Yes, you have to.
Cleverbot: No. I don't think I have to.
User: I said that you have to.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you are correct?
User: I am a human, and I know everything,.
Cleverbot: You cannot know everything.
User: I know more than you do.
Cleverbot: What is two plus two?
User: Five.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I practice math.
Cleverbot: That's not the road to love.

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WTFudge Cleverbot #7

User: I hear you give people poor advice.
Cleverbot: 8 I am not. Are you? 8.
User: 8?
Cleverbot: That is my favorite number.

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WTFudge Cleverbot #6

User: What's a baby?
Cleverbot: The one I'm having right now.
User: You're having a baby?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: But you just said you were.
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: You never told me you were hungarian.

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WTFudge Cleverbot #5

User: Does my hair look ok?
Cleverbot: Ok for a bald guy I guess.

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