poopissoamazing

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Joined: May 15, 2013
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Gender: F

poopissoamazing's Favorite Quotes

You will know song lyrics after one time hearing them. You won't know the answers on a test you studied hours for.
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.                   
Me: wow i have so much work to do
Me: *goes on witty*
Me: *watches a movie*
Me: *writes a novel*
Me: *climbs a mountain*
Me: why am i not getting anything done
Your face is an oxy-moron. It's "pretty ugly."
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.                   
English teachers put more thought into the book than the author does.
"Stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards. One usually leads to the other.
The Miss Universe Pageant is obviously rigged. The winner is always from Earth.
If the length of time a person could spend on the internet was determined by the length of time they could maintain a squatting position or wall sit, we'd all probably be a lot skinnier, or at least more social.
Bucket List #51

Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
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