Me: wow
i have so much work to do
Me:
*goes on witty*
Me: *watches
a movie*
Me:
*writes a novel*
Me:
*climbs a mountain*
Me: why
am i not getting anything done
If the length of time a person could spend on the internet was
determined by the length of time they could maintain a squatting
position or wall sit, we'd all probably be a lot skinnier, or
at least more social.