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Bucket List #52
Learn Korean. Get pedicure.
Learn Korean. Get pedicure.
Bucket List #53
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Cop: "Freeze."
Cop: "Freeze."
Criminal:
"Everybody clap their hands."
♥
²+ y +8 [(x + 2y² = a-z] + 2x ³
+ (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x...
Yeah, I can
definitely see how this is gonna help me in
life...
Me:*breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me:But I--
Mom:Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom:One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:*blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.
Bucket List #44
Jump into a taxi and scream "Follow that car!"
Jump into a taxi and scream "Follow that car!"
In texting there is a HUGE difference between:
Bye and Byeee
Bye and Byeee
Bucket List #45
When a telemarketer calls, answer with: Good, you remembered the code language. Now, where did you hide the bodies?
When a telemarketer calls, answer with: Good, you remembered the code language. Now, where did you hide the bodies?
Bucket List #46
Clip a combination lock into the ring of someone with hollow ear gauges. Run away.
Clip a combination lock into the ring of someone with hollow ear gauges. Run away.
Bucket List #47
Go to the airport. Set off the metal detector at security. Tell them that it was probably your abs of steel
Go to the airport. Set off the metal detector at security. Tell them that it was probably your abs of steel