Step into the Fantasy Hi Witty, I'm Alyx and welcome to my profile.
I'm 15 years old and I have brown hair and eyes.
You will most likely never see my face. Ever. I'm horribly insecure and also don't like the idea of posting pictures of myself online for strangers... I'm sure you're all spectacular though!
[+] purple, marine biology, peircings, colored hair, tattoos, fluffy socks, pajamas, starbucks coffee, my boyfriend♥, nice people, dark humor, Shane Dawson (He makes me so happy), laughter, the way people's eyes light up when they're passionate about something.
[-] Rude people, close-mindedness, pointy nails, the color yellow, wearing leggings instead of pants, being too insecure to even wear the type of clothes that I like, etc etc.
God please help us now they both are twerkin’ and both of their mouths just started foamin’ looks like they did way too much heroiin. I am don narratin’ this is too disgustin’
And you can get em' for ten dollars off right now! Just click the link in the description and enter coupon code, Bart Baker and get ready to look good baby!
Get this song on iTunes, the link is right above my head! Till next time! I gotta keep sticking out my tongue and and tweaking my asss 'cause that's how I roll baby! Peace!
Look at all this product placement
This radio looks like a big tampon
I wear gold teeth cause I’m such a gangsta
And I got tattoos that I’ll regret later
Welcome to Witty Profiles c:
I'm sure you are really going to enjoy your time here, and if you ever want any help getting started you can always ask me anything ^0^
This radio looks like a big tampon
I wear gold teeth cause I’m such a gangsta
And I got tattoos that I’ll regret later
Say goodbye to Disney Channel, and hello to black people
No, I won’t stop
Making you think that you are stoned, while you are watching this shittyy video
And why are those Teddy Bears wearing .
I'm sure you are really going to enjoy your time here, and if you ever want any help getting started you can always ask me anything ^0^