"Wow you're cool." Fave this if you said this in a sarcastic voice..
It would be so incredible if I could read minds. but constantly hearing about how sexy and great I am, would probably get old.
-Dance -Swimming -Horseback Riding -Cheerleading -Gymnastics Like for they are sports Comment for not
Would you like a table? "No,not at all,I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground.Carpet for 5 please."
Mom: Money doesn't grow on trees! Me: What's money made out of Mom: Paper Me: and where's that come from Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Me: I know
Friend: Hey you're blocking the view! Me: B*tch I AM the view. nmf
Did you know? #188
In Detroit, in 1937, a baby fell from the 4th floor of a building, falling on a man who was passing below. One year later exactly the same thing happened - another baby, another 4th floor window, same man.
(Coincidence or what?)