potatoesforlife

Status: I only cry tears made of diamonds
Joined: October 29, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: May 28
user id: 374023
Location: fucking Lithuania ._.
Gender: F
a piece of sh/t.
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Quotes by potatoesforlife

Are you gonna kiss me or do I
have to lie to my diary
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My whole life is pretending I understand things I really don't
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mylife
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”
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funny
when u make hot chocolate
and take it out of the microwave
and the handle is 2000 degrees
i created u i gave u life why
must u hurt me
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funny
e. one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry
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oneday
Me: what's your wifi code?
Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
Me: oh.. you're one of those houses
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''She won’t talk to me until I get my sh/t together."
“Who’s she?”
“Every man has a She.”
 
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"oh he’s really good looking"
“he has a girlfriend you know”
YEAH I SAID HE’S GOOD LOOKING DIDN'T SAY I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK.
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I describe people as cute so often people probably think it's a meaningless compliment but no you're all f/cking adorable and it's ruining my life
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11/12/13. lol. this will never happen again
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lol
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