Status: college sucks
Joined: December 23, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 343105
Gender: F

My name is Destiny. Everyone calls me Des. I am an eighteen year old wreck. I have a boyfriend, Danny. He's my everything. I love him to death. We've been dating for five years. Our anniversary is leap year, cool, eh? I am very suicidal considering my two best friends are gone; one went missing and the other died of cancer (secrets_from_the_grave). I think about them constantly and think suicide is the right answer to see them again. I'm a Roman- Catholic. I am in love with Ed Sheeran. He's so perfect to me like I don't understand. I love him, maybe more than Danny ;) He melts me heart that sexy ginger. If you couldn't tell, I'm in love with The Little Mermaid. I don't know why, but I do. Ariel is my favorite Disney princess. Oh, and I have this weird obsession with this teenage boy with a lightning scar. He goes by the name Harry Potter. I mean I am a total Potterhead. I'm not sure what else to say besides that I hardly ever come on.


Quotes by Destiny*

It's kind of weird
that once a month,
an unfertilized baby
falls out of you...


am i the only one who hates buying tampons with a guy at the register?


Can we stop with the Gay Marriage quotes?
We understand that some people don't support it and some people do support it. It's like Mitt Romney and Barack Obama all over again. It's awful. Everyone's fighting. Keep your opinions to yourself, if you can't accept other peoples' opinions. It's not fair to other wittians to have to read a bunch of quotes on gay marriage. Honestly, I don't care about that right now. Save it for somewhere else. I don't need to know your viewpoints on social media. Everyone complains about this stuff on FaceBook and Twitter and stuff, yet you're doing it here. Stop.


 Witty should have a 
throwback week. Steve can change the witty format to the old one, and everyone can post their old quotes from before. It would be like the old witty, you know?

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Kiss me I'm Irish


A girl in my grade wore a shirt on Friday
that said, "Kiss me, I'm Irish."
Everyone kept calling her a slüt.
Then her boyfriend came up to her and
kissed and said," I don't care what you are."

Honestly, I don't know how teenagers tell their moms that they're pregnant.
My mom would flip her crap and kick me out of the door.


By the time you're a senior in high school,
you've an average of 17,000 hours in school.


Awkward advertisements for tampons.
Honestly, do you think I'm going to the Kotex website?