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pshawi
Status:
this gg ish tired <.>
Joined:
May 28, 2013
Last Seen:
1 decade
Birthday:
August 28
user id:
361484
Location:
Atlantis
Gender:
F
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Quotes by pshawi
TEENAGER POST # 13746
ME: "HURRY, GIVE MEA SHOE TO KILL THE SPIDER!"
*FRIEND GIVES ME MY SHOE*
ME: "NOT 'MY' SHOE YOU IDIOT!"
@Tumblr
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A + B
A:
Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B:
Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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Cop
: Sir what is in the bottle next to you?
Man
: Its water
*hands the cop the bottle*
Cop
: Sir, this is alcohol.
Man
: Jesus did it again!
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MATH =
Mental Abuse To Humans
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♛
i'm sorry,
I CAN'T TODAY.
my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's
grandson's uncle's fish died. and yes, it was tragic.
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PSHAWI.
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Person:
You speak very good french.
Me:
Gracias
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funny
I don't go crazy.
I am crazy.
I just go normal
from time to time.
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WE ARE BEST FRIENDS
..
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT IF
...
YOU FALL, I WILL PICK YOU UP
AFTER
I FINISH LAUGHING
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pshawi
friendship
Hello, I didn't mean
to interrupt
your scrolling, i just wanted
to say you're
beautiful
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pshawi
funny
my mom won't let me join the power ranger club at my school l :c
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