pshawi

Status: this gg ish tired <.>
Joined: May 28, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 28
user id: 361484
Location: Atlantis
Gender: F


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Quotes by pshawi

TEENAGER POST # 13746
ME: "HURRY, GIVE MEA SHOE TO KILL THE SPIDER!"
*FRIEND GIVES ME MY SHOE*
ME: "NOT 'MY' SHOE YOU IDIOT!"
@Tumblr
A + B
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you?
Man: Its water *hands the cop the bottle*
Cop: Sir, this is alcohol.
Man: Jesus did it again!
MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans




i'm sorry,
 
       I CAN'T TODAY.
my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's
grandson's uncle's fish died. and yes, it was tragic.
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PSHAWI.

 

 

Person: You speak very good french.
Me: Gracias 
I don't go crazy.
I am crazy.

I just go normal
from time to time.

WE ARE BEST FRIENDS
..ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT IF...
YOU FALL, I WILL PICK YOU UP



AFTER

I FINISH LAUGHING
Hello, I didn't mean
to interrupt
your scrolling, i just wanted
to say you're
beautiful
my mom won't let me join the power ranger club at my school l :c