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Last Year's Christmas I Wished For

a dog which i wouldn't take care of, the twilight saga which i got bored of, a new beadspread which is like my current one,
those pajamas that didn't come in my size, a wii which i would never use, a bracelete that made tiny cuts on my hand,
that sweater which i would end up staining, the new high-tech curler even thought i hate my hair curled,
uggs which i wuld ruin the first day i wore them, fuzzy slippers which tickle my feet,
that new band's cd even though i stopped listening to them on new years eve, and lots of other stuff that didn't matter.

But This Year's Christmas I'll Wish For
just. plain, you.

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on November 14, 2009 13:07:21

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<div style="text-align: center; ">Last Year's Christmas I Wished For 
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<div style="text-align: left; ">a dog which i wouldn't take care of,      the twilight saga which i got bored of,      a new beadspread which is like my current one, 
those pajamas that didn't come in my size,      a wii which i would never use,      a bracelete that made tiny cuts on my hand, 
that sweater which i would end up staining,      the new high-tech curler even thought i hate my hair curled, 
uggs which i wuld ruin the first day i wore them,      fuzzy slippers which tickle my feet,       
that new band's cd even though i stopped listening to them on new years eve,      and lots of other stuff that didn't matter. 
 
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<div style="text-align: center; ">But This Year's Christmas I'll Wish For 
just.      plain,      you.</div>
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Everyone Says That They Want

elove like in the movies, buy why would anyone e
ewant that? i mean first of all, movie love is all e
eacting, which means it can't be real. second, e
eall movies involve a conflict. why would anyone e
ewant love with problems? every relationship e
edoes have problems, but you wouldnt want them.e
e.. and... lastly... e

All Movies Will End.

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on November 14, 2009 12:51:51

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<div style="text-align: right; ">Everyone Says That They Want<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "> 
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<div style="text-align: right; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">elove like in the movies, buy why would anyone    e 
ewant that? i mean first of all, movie love is all     e 
eacting, which means it can't be real. second,       e 
eall movies involve a conflict. why would anyone  e 
ewant love with problems? every relationship        e 
edoes have problems, but you wouldnt want them.e 
e..                         and...                         lastly...     e 
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<div style="text-align: right; ">All                Movies                Will                End.</div>

did you know that it's been
2 years, 5 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 7 minutes, and 69 seconds
since i met you?
but you know...
who's been counting all this time?

made by punkskatermox
on November 14, 2009 12:32:11

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<div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">did you know that it's been 
2 years, 5 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 7 minutes, and 69 seconds 
since i met you? 
but you know... 
who's been counting all this time?</div>

Zebras:

Living Proof that Being Different,
Doesn't change the way
People Think Of You.

plus, everyone thinks you are super cool ;]

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on November 14, 2009 11:27:57

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<div style="text-align: center; ">Zebras: 
 
Living Proof that Being Different, 
Doesn't change the way 
 People Think Of You. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
plus, everyone thinks you are super cool ;] 
 
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I was never //Avoiding\\ you
i just didn't want you to see
.what you made of me.

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on November 11, 2009 07:54:59

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<div style="text-align: center; "> I was never //Avoiding\\ you<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "> 
i just didn't want you to see 
.what you made of me.</div>

& Someday...
I might just stop falling for you...

...I hope?.

does anyone else
keep falling for the
same guy?

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on November 11, 2009 07:36:13

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<div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">& Someday... 
I might just stop falling for you... 
 
 
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<div style="text-align: center; ">...I hope?. 
 
 
 
 
 
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<div style="text-align: left; ">does anyone else 
keep falling for the 
same guy?</div>
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.♥.If a !Nerd! eats a _b_o_x_ of ""Nerds"", .♥.
is it considered C!A!N!I!B!A!L!I!S!M! ?

made by punkskatermox
on November 09, 2009 19:17:44

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<div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">.♥.If a !Nerd! eats a _b_o_x_ of ""Nerds"", .♥. 
is it considered C!A!N!I!B!A!L!I!S!M! ?</div>

T.h.e.//W.o.r.s.t.//P.a.r.t.//A.b.o.u.t.//F.a.l.l.i.n.g.//F.o.r.//A.//P.l.a.y.e.r.//
is knowing who he is and how he is
.x____________but thinking he might be different____________x.
and then you turn out to be
wrong.

*got the idea from
Another Cinderella Story
not the same, though.

made by punkskatermox
on November 09, 2009 17:07:26

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<div style="text-align: center; ">T.h.e.//W.o.r.s.t.//P.a.r.t.//A.b.o.u.t.//F.a.l.l.i.n.g.//F.o.r.//A.//P.l.a.y.e.r.// 
is knowing who he is and how he is 
.x____________but thinking he might be different____________x. 
and then you turn out to be 
 wrong. 
 
 
 
 
 
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<div style="text-align: left; ">*got the idea from  
Another Cinderella Story 
not the same, though. 
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I really hate it when...
i spend almost 30 minutes on a quote,
and it gets no favorites.

yeah.. this one probubly will too..
*vent, sorry.

made by punkskatermox
on November 08, 2009 19:30:00

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I really hate it when...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "> 
i spend almost 30 minutes on a quote, 
and it gets no favorites. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
yeah.. this one probubly will too.. 
*vent, sorry.

&Just A Few Years Back...
"Stupid" was a curse.
No one dressed like a whore.
Kissing was "gross".
Potter Puppet Pals was the coolest thing ever.
Everyone was going to marry Fred on youtube.
Spongebob was awesome.
Drama didn't exist.
No one had a facebook.
Khol's was the best store ever, and had everything you needed.
We ate whatever we wanted, when we wanted.
No one even knew what texting was.
If you wore a bra, you were the most popular person in school.
If a boy acted like he hated you, he liked you.
Beer was for grown-ups.
There was no such thing as steryotypes.
Everyone wore only sneakers.
"Not" was at the end of every sentance.
Boys weren't worth crying over, because it was always a crush.
You weren't in love until you were married.
We Lived a Completely Different Life,
And We Were Happy Livin' It.

Sorry that there's a bunch
like this on here.
I'm thirteen and just a few
years ago, this was our life.

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on November 08, 2009 19:10:50

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<div style="text-align: center; ">&Just A Few Years Back...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "> 
"Stupid" was a curse. 
No one dressed like a whore. 
Kissing was "gross". 
Potter Puppet Pals was the coolest thing ever. 
Everyone was going to marry Fred on youtube. 
Spongebob was awesome. 
Drama didn't exist. 
No one had a facebook. 
Khol's was the best store ever, and had everything you needed. 
We ate whatever we wanted, when we wanted. 
No one even knew what texting was. 
If you wore a bra, you were the most popular person in school. 
If a boy acted like he hated you, he liked you. 
Beer was for grown-ups. 
There was no such thing as steryotypes. 
Everyone wore only sneakers. 
"Not" was at the end of every sentance. 
Boys weren't worth crying over, because it was always a crush. 
You weren't in love until you were married. 
We Lived a Completely Different Life, 
And We Were Happy Livin' It. 
 
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">Sorry that there's a bunch 
like this on here. 
I'm thirteen and just a few  
years ago, this was our life.

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