purple_flower

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Joined: December 25, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: July 20
user id: 255399
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Don't know what to put here soooo....I'm 16 and i really like pasta.
 
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Dan
 

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Quotes by purple_flower

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who dont even deserve to be an issue in your life. - Anon
 



 

book hangover:Inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world.


nmf/nmq








Stop saying "I can't.".You can.You just chose not to.
nmq

 
Son:Dad i don't want to walk to school tomorrow!

Dad:Son,when Abraham Lincoln was you'r age he walked 12 miles to go to school!

Son: Oh yeah. well dad...

Dad:Yes son?

Son:when Abraham Lincoln was you'r age he was president!

Dad:...........
NMF


Common sense is like deodorant.The people who need it the most never use it.

 


believe
there is
good in
the world.

 





If you're easily offended you
might as well click off the internet and sign off forever.

- Jenna Marbles


 


 
The hunger games auditions:

Gary Ross: So you're auditioning for the avox correct?

Girl: Yes,thats is correct.

Gary:Okay,show me what you've got.

Girl:

Gary: Beautiful you're in.


 

I hate those
 moments right
before you go to
sleep, when you are forced to think
about all the things you tried so hard
to forget.

 




Yahoo! Answers

Resolved Question

 

Why is my pinkie finger pregnant??!?

Okay,help! Firstly, my pinkie is HUGE!! Secondly, green goo has been spewing out
my nail in the morning...MORNING SICKNESS! Thirdly i have been feeling a heart
beat on my pinkie. the baby is kicking! lastly, it hurts like f! help meeeeeeeeeeee

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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters


um ur werid nobody has a pregnant pinkie go to the doctors or something

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