purpleblossom96
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Joined: September 11, 2010
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Birthday: December 18
user id: 124649
Location: New Jersey
Joined: September 11, 2010
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: December 18
user id: 124649
Location: New Jersey
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Sad that Steve Jobs
died?
Yes
No
♥
For all the kids who lost someone close to heart on 9/11
Yo mama
is so fat...
she sat on a quater and a outbooger shot out of George Washington's nose.
not even Dora can explore her.
when she plays hop scotch her goes to Chicago, New York and LA.
the only alphabet she knows is KFC.
she jumped in the Atlantic Ocean and caused a tsunami in California.
her blood type is Ragu.
she sat on a quater and a outbooger shot out of George Washington's nose.
not even Dora can explore her.
when she plays hop scotch her goes to Chicago, New York and LA.
the only alphabet she knows is KFC.
she jumped in the Atlantic Ocean and caused a tsunami in California.
her blood type is Ragu.
"Take responsibility for yourself
because no one's going to take responsibility for
you."
~Tyra Banks
~Tyra Banks
"Never dull your shine for somebody eles."
~Tyra Banks
My Childhood Star, Hilary Duff is pregnant!!!!
♥
"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies are so you eventually learn to trust no on but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
~Marilyn Monroe
♥
Blonde Jokes:
I hope i didn't offend anyone with my jokes! And if i did I'm truly sorry!
1. A blonde house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "HELP ME! My house is on fire! What do I do?" Someone yells back "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number?"
2. I knew a blonde that was so stupid that was she called me to get my phone number.
3. I knew a blonde that was so stupid that was she tried to put M&M in alphabetical order.
4. I knew a blonde that was so stupid that was she sent me a fax with a stamp.
5. I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
6. I knew a blonde so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
7. I knew a blonde so stupid that she asked for the price at the Dollar Store.
8. I knew a blonde so stupid that when she missed 44 bus, she took 22 bus twice instead.
9. A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Umm,... 4
Officer What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Umm... 10
Officer Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Umm... I dunno.
Officer Well, you can go home and think about it Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes back home and calls up one of her friends Her friend asks if she got a job.
Blonde: Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case.
10. A blonde calls her husband at work and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
Husband: sure! what's the problem
Blond Well... i started a puzzle and i cant even find the edge pieces.
Husband: Look at the box. Theres always a picture of what the puzzle is.
Blond Its a big rooster.
The husband arrives home and tells his wife.
Husband : Okay, put the corn flasks back in the box!
"People are going to say what they want to say and think what they want to think, and I can;t change their minds"
~Hilary Duff