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purplecandy
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CHRISTAIN and PROUD.....YOLO :*MyNiggas*:
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My rooms not messy it's
just a museum of all my
collection
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true
When your just sitting down eating sweets and people start staring at you and ur like:that's right keep staring
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purplecandy
lol
sometimes, you just gotta shut up,swallow your pride and that your wrong,its not called giving up its called growing up
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purplecandy
true
Friend:who is this?
Me: your mom
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purplecandy
lol
Sister:When you grow up I bet you'll have ugly kids
oh I'm sorry I didn't know you've created time travel b*tch.Please carry on
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purplecandy
awkard
I wish people had an off button
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purplecandy
lol
Me:So how drunk was I?
Person:You know that squirrel that keeps
on eating seeds from your bird feeder.
Me:Yeah
Person:Well you tried throwing it into my
pool while saying"SANDEY CHEEKS,
BIKINI BOTTEM NEEDS YOU"
Me:I wasn't drunk....
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purplecandy
party
When people smoke in front of me:
Me: I don't need to breath in ur deep s*it
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purplecandy
funny
That moment when ur teacher catches you doing something bad and you just blame somelse.
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