purplecandy

Status: CHRISTAIN and PROUD.....YOLO :*MyNiggas*:
Joined: March 30, 2013
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user id: 355027
Gender: F

Quotes by purplecandy

My rooms not messy it's

just a museum of all my

collection 

 
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life
That random moment
when everybody talking

in class and suddenly it gets quiet and you are

yours friends are the
only one left talking
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true
When your just sitting down eating sweets and people start staring at you and ur like:that's right keep staring
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lol
sometimes, you just gotta shut up,swallow your pride and  that your wrong,its not called giving up its called growing up
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true
Friend:who is this?
Me: your mom

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Sister:When you grow up I bet you'll have ugly kids

oh I'm sorry I didn't know you've created time travel b*tch.Please carry on

 
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awkard
I wish people had an off button
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lol


Me:So how drunk was I?


Person:You know that squirrel that keeps 

on eating seeds from your bird feeder.


Me:Yeah


Person:Well you tried throwing it into my 

pool while saying"SANDEY CHEEKS,

BIKINI BOTTEM NEEDS YOU"

Me:I wasn't   drunk....
 
                               
                                         
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party
When people smoke in front of me:
Me: I don't need to breath in ur deep s*it
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funny


That moment when ur teacher catches you  doing something bad and you just blame somelse.




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joke