*putting on contact lenses*
Me: here we go...
Me: *jams eye*
Me: WTH YOU
()*&)(*^(*^&(*&^(*&)(*!!!
Me: okay, the lense is almost in...
Eye: *blinks at the last moment*
Me: OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Me: oh, it's in.
Me: finally.
*repeats process with other eye*