purplelollipops

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Joined: December 7, 2011
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Birthday: December 3
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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow
Hey! My name is Purplelollipops Follow me, I follow back!! :D  
thats all! :) 

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lads... i have 98 followers..

anyone wanna follow me to make

that big 100? :) i will follow

you's back!! :) plus can you like

my quotes ;) thanks guys! it

would be much appreciated!! :D

i always think of a great comeback
  a f t e r   t h e   a r g u m e n t   h a s   e n d e d .

My Big Mac brings all the fatty's to the

yard

And I'm like ''Can I have and extra large?'' 




my quote & format :)  follow for a follow? 

 


yo, i'm hungary.


why don't you czech the fridge?
okay, i'm russian to the kitchen.
hm, maybe you'll find some turkey.
yeah, i have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of greece. yuck!
ew, there is norway you can eat that.
yeah, i know. i think i'll just settle for a can of chile.
that sounds good, i think i'll have a canada chile as well.
denmark your name on the can.
kenya do it for me?
okay, i'm ghana do it.
thanks, i'm so tired. iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
damn! you must have really ran like a niger.

 

Twinkle twinkle, little wh*re
close your legs your not a  d
oor.

You will never know the true value of a moment 
 Until it becomes a memory.


Sometimes when I'm really bored...

 I stick a carrot to my forehead
and pretend I'm a unicorn

 

Dear God,
Please give back Steve Jobs and we will give you Justin Bieber in re
turn.
    Sincerely, Non  Beliebers.



Calories

(noun)


Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit smaller every night.

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