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Member since Mon Aug 31, 2009 17:35:12 EDT

Last login: Sun Nov 15, 2009 14:00:26 EST

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lifes tough...get a helmet.
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sometimes its soo hard to tell if he's the guy for you, 
but sometimes all it takes is one look.
♥♥ (_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥♥*`'•.¸_) `'•.¸_)♥♥


[[all mine except da heart border]]
"SomewherE oveR tHe RainBow…"
 
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da sparkly hart ganggg! :]
 NEveR giVE up On ChaSINg YOuR DreaMs,
BeCAUsE YoU NEVer nO HoW FAr yOu 
HAVe to RuN.
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hes says he loves you and
he will forever,
but then why does he flirt with other 
girls?
</3   rushing home. ♥
                 

  ♥ run up to the front steps almost tripping and killing yourself
 karate kick open the front door♥
               ♥ninja roll through the kitchen
                          (at full speed)♥
          ♥ fast skip through the living room hitting walls
                   sprint up the stairs (trip often)♥
                      ♥punch your bedroom door open
         look at the reason you had a code red♥
                            11:12      
                         dammit.  

ahaha saw this from a friend and idk what it really means ahaha


I      like       to       sing
To  my  own  beat.









So today my friends and I were playing Apples to Apples. 
The category was "Hurtful"
I was the judge and I had a few cards to choose from.
I glanced at one card and threw all the other cards in the discard pile.
Guess what it said?
Give up?
"Boyfriends"
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part mine
made by purplepeopleeater
on November 13, 2009 21:05:06
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//:;so they say l.o.V.e is a ((game)) to some right??;;
wEll what {[haPPenS]} when your hEArT</3
 is broken?<------
YXoXuXLXoXsXe
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all mine-
fades
livinlifeandlovinit
made by purplepeopleeater
on November 07, 2009 15:30:40
quote number 1175635
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ok.so what if im not pxexrxfxexcxt?<-----

i dont get all 100's. (i have gotten 90's)

i dont wear all Hollister or Abercrombie (yes, i wear Aeropostale)

i dont have a boyfriend(but i'd rather have best friends)

i cant sing like Beyonce (i sing more like a chicken)

i cant run a mile in 8 minutes (but maybe 10)

i am not poplar (but i like my friends)

AND I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU LIKE A PERFECT GIRL COULD...















sorry i got lazy at the end you can redo if you want

all mineeee
made by purplepeopleeater
on October 09, 2009 17:26:10
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 So today i was in the girls locker room, and my friend goes "Hey! Guess what?! I can almost fit in one of the lockers!" And so of course everyone tries to squeeze themselves into a 4 ft. tall 2 ft wide space, with only slits (for putting notes in) to breathe. And i'm in there fitting myself into the locker and then the next class comes in. So my friend comes over, slams the locker door in my face, and starts cracking up. Then she stops when the door is stuck. So there I am inside a space big enough for a 6 yr old, freaking out and screaming. The gym teacher comes in and she asks whats going on. So they tell her. Shes there yanking on the door trying to get me out and like everyone else she cant. Then the vice principle comes in (some one got her and the principal was absent). She calls the janitor down and tells her to bring a screwdriver. After about 10 minutes, she pries open the locker and im free.

Never again will i go NEAR a locker.







THIS IS A TRUE STORYYYY!!!!

made by purplepeopleeater
on October 01, 2009 18:01:11
quote number 1112073
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FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

notmine
made by purplepeopleeater
on September 07, 2009 13:20:44
quote number 1072830
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..¸.•´....¸.•´...C H A N G E..*•-•´
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                            credit to ccaalliiccoo i just really like it
made by purplepeopleeater
on September 07, 2009 13:11:09
quote number 1072801
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♥♥ (_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥♥*`'•.¸_) `'•.¸_)♥♥
sometimes its soo hard to tell if he's the guy for you,
but sometimes all it takes is one look.
♥♥ (_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥♥*`'•.¸_) `'•.¸_)♥♥


[[all mine i think sorry if i stole it.please click the heart]]
made by purplepeopleeater
on September 07, 2009 12:09:56
quote number 1072656
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♥purplepeopleeater♥
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<3333 it not mine credit 2 whoever!
made by purplepeopleeater
on September 07, 2009 12:02:02
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Speak your mind,
[    e v e n    i f    y o u r    v o i c e    s h a k e s .   ]  



                                      

made by purplepeopleeater
on September 06, 2009 17:44:47
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“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves.”                                              - Bill Vaughan
made by purplepeopleeater
on September 05, 2009 15:20:41
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