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 THIS QUOTE IS NOT JOCKED!

This quote is all mine!

"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking
appropriately  pallid  and  interesting  even without
m   a   k   e    -    u   p   ,            "      i   t   '   s        l   i   k   e
'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.'
I  mean,   every   line   is   like   that.  He's  the  most
ridiculous person who's so amazing  at  everything.
I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just
couldn't do that.  And  the  more  I  read  the  script,
The  more  I  hated  this  guy
so that's how I played him,  as  a  manic-depressive
w    h    o         h    a    t    e    s        h    i    m    s    e    l    f.
Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin,
so    he's    obviously    got    some     issues     there."
                                     -- Robert Pattinson on Twilight
-Got this from another profile, I just liked it a lot

There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
die!

a. Put your music player on shuffle 
b. Press forward for each question. 
c. Use the song title as the answer to the question. 
d. No cheating.

1. How am I feeling today?
Then I woke Up- Clique Girlz

2. Where will I get married?
Ocean Avenue- Yellow Card
WOW!

3. What is my best friend's theme song?
BigCityDreams- NeverShoutNever

4. What is middleschool like?
Here with Me Now- Clique Girlz

5.what is the best thing that happened to me?
A Word For You- Clique Girlz

6. How is today going to be?
How Do You Sleep?- Jesse McCartney

7. What is in store for this weekend?
Wondering- Good Charlotte

8. What song describes my parents?
Gives You H*ll- All-American Rejects
Haha

9. How is my life going?
What it's Like To be Me- Clique Girlz

10. What song will they play at my funeral?
The Big Bad Wolf- i see stars

11. How does the world see me?
Crank It Up- Ashley Tisdale

12. What do my friends really think of me?
Stranger- Hilary Duff

13 Does someone absolutely love me?
Hot Mess- Ashley Tisdale

14. How can I make myself happy?
I don't Wanna Be in Love- Good Charlotte

15. What should I do with my life?
Fuego- Pitbull

16. Will I ever have children?
One Time- Justin Bieber

17. What is some good advice?
Spice up your Life- Spice girls

18. What do I think my current theme song is?
Should've said no- Taylor Swift

19. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Mama, I'm  a Big Girl now- Hairspray

20. What type of men do you like?
never Gonna Fly- Clique Girlz

21. Will you get married?
Do it well- JLo

22. What should I do with my love life?
Heregoesnothing- NeverShoutNever

23. Where will you live?
Don't Push Me- Clique Girlz

24. What will your dying words be?
beautiful Nightmare