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SCHOOL’S NEARLY OVER!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN THE PAST SCHOOL YEAR?
HAVE YOU…

[] skipped class?
[x] liked a girl/guy?
[] kissed someone at school?
[xxxxxx] hugged someone at school?
[]  gotten a detention?
[x ] cried in school?
[x] made new friends?
[xx] been to a pep rally?
[x] watched a football game? (had 2 i'm in marching band)
[] watched a soccer game?
[x] watched a baseball game?
[] watched a volleyball game?
[] watched a tennis match?
[] watched a basketball game?
[] watched a track meet?
[] watched a wrestling match?
[] watched a lacrosse game?
[] fought with a teacher?
[x] got a 100% on a test?
[] walked to school?
[] drove to school?
[x] gotten dropped off at school?
[] heard a rumor about yourself?
[x] missed school when you weren’t sick?
[x] failed a test?
[] made up some lame excuse for homework not being done?
[] the teacher believed your lame excuse?
[] crushed on a teacher?
[] hit on a teacher?
[x] hate a teacher?
[] been on student council?
[] been in a club?
[x] gotten an award?
[x] fallen asleep in school?
[once in study hall w/nothing to do] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class?
[] had your phone go off in class?
[] had your phone taken away?
[] lied to a teacher?
[] laughed so hard you cried in class?
[] eaten lunch in the bathroom?
[x] liked your yearbook picture?
[] missed more than a week at once of school?
[x] enjoyed school?
[x] been excited for summer?
[] had to go summer school?
[] gotten a summer job?
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Bedroom Survey

How many windows are in your room?                        
twoo.
What color are your walls?   
white            
Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet?                                       
 carpett.
Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?                              
mostly my room
What size bed do you have?                                                 
full
What does your comforter look like?   
idk black&white           
Is your room big?      
Yepp.                                                            
Is it clean?            
Kindaa not reaally sorta.                                                                 
Do you have a ceilling fan?                                                    
Yepp.
Do you have a night light?                                                  
Noo.
How many light switches?
2
Do you have the following in your room:

desk {x} (vanity)
more than 3 sources of light {x}
cellphone {x}
chair/desk chair {x}
book shelf {x}
dresser {x} (two)
TV {}
CD player/stereo {x}
bean bag chair {}
laptop {x}
posters {xxx} 
paintings {}
pictures {x} 
walk in closet {}
large mirror {x}
bed drumset {}
bathroom {} 
clock {x}
clothes on the floor {x} shirts
box of tissues {}
guitar {}
lava lamp {}
smoke detector {x}
piano/keyboard {x}
bongos {}
a bin {x}
locking door {}
can of soda {}
bottle of  water {x}
playstation or another game source {}
a blacklight {}
something about your own country {?}
medals {x}
trophies {x}
awards {x}
water polo ball {}
soccer ball {}
softball stuff {}
cheerleading stuff {}
basketball stuff {}
school stuff {xxxx}
college stuff {x}
beach ball {}
over 100 cds {?}
surround sound {}
sofa {}
flag {}
stop sign {}
caution tape {}
any type of gun {}
dog/cat bed {}
calendar {x}
notes {x}
a diary {x}

Do you like your room?
yes, just needs to b cleaned/organized.

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This is beautiful! Try not to cry...

Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"


The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."


Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"


The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."



Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.

"Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.


Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."


Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.


It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:

"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.


Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?


Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.



(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
"When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?



REPOST THIS

TITLE "THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!! TRY NOT TO CRY"
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[#36] Did you Know....?



A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a

second
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[#35] Did you Know....?


A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds
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[#34] Did you Know....?


A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
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I got peas on my head but don't call me a pea head
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head
Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head
Now please excuse my i gosta get my tree fed

You wear name brands but I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.�

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do
When life hands me lemon I make beaf stew

So, yo I gotta go its time for me to rock it
I put bolgina in my left pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
Cause its my show I'm Andy Milinokis
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
 

 

not mine wanted to copy lyrics before it got deleted.

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There were four fleas on a woman's thighs. Two were smoking pot, and the other two were sniffing crack.

 
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