Random Fav Account*

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Joined: April 12, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 356627
Gender: M
this is a random account. HELLO.


November 18th 2013 at 1:15 pm my time, I did an experiment to see how many quotes are posted in one day. I scrolled through exactly 51 pages until I got to "Posted 1 Day Ago" quotes. 51 pages of quotes were posted, so 510 quotes were posted in one day. Only 510 quotes in a whole day. Witty, where have you gone. :(

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So I used to live at my grandma's house with my dad and brother and my grandma would lock the door when

everyone was home and my dad would get so p.issed off whenever he did that. Now that my dad has moved

to an apartment of his own he does the same exact thing but still makes fun of my grandma for doing it

AND gets angry when my brother and I don't do it....oh dad....
The thing that keeps me going is you<3




Kendrick Lamar is a glorious human being.






 

ThIs iS
GospEl

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If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror



girls my age: I love going to parties and spending time with my friends and playing sports  and i love my boyfriend soo much especially when he buys me flowers and i'm so popular and pretty and everyone likes me i love my body hair and face

me: lol i love food



 



it shouldn't even be called "witty profiles" anymore,
it should be called "find something funny on tumblr and post it on here and pretend like you made it up"

 
I always mess things up
And it seriously tears me apart
Three months until I graduate High School
And then a couple of days after I'm donating most of my hair
And then ready for new beginnings

It's hard to believe I was 14 when I joined this wonderful website
I've changed a lot

Today this little girl
Could tell I was having a bad day
So she gave me a hug
And told me I was pretty
It really made me smile