Mandy_Lynn*

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Joined: December 22, 2012
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user id: 342988
Gender: F

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My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
Me: No.
Dad: WHAT?!
Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do
Dad: So what are you watching?
Me: High School Musical
Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance.
Me: He's hot.
Dad: Yeah, he is.
Me: Dude, you're old.
Me: And married..
Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
Me: Sure.
Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
Me: No!
Me: Get out, you are not my father.
Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff.
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out*
Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom






 
Guest:  where's your daughter?

Dad:  oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.

 




 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5



My brother walked into my room.

He asked what the worst day of my life was.

I said 'i dont know.' and he said


'mine was today.'

i asked him why and he was silent.

i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'

he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.

he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'

and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.

my heart broke.

he's only 9.

 

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"








 


one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us






 



 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
 
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.




my mom and dad never gave me "the talk"
as a child. they must've known how unattractive and unsociable i would become.




 
girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.




puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.




 


 
I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"
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