My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU
WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to
yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
Me: My team didn't make it and I have better
things to do
Dad: So what are you watching?
Me: High School Musical
Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron
sing and dance.
Me: He's hot.
Dad: Yeah, he is.
Me: Dude, you're old.
Me: And married..
Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him.
I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
Me: Get out, you are not my father.
Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot
Dad: You are so weird and I'm missing the game.
Buh-bye. *Walks out*
Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin'
hot. Ask your mom