Mandy_Lynn*

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Joined: December 22, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 342988
Gender: F

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Mom: Did you get some bread out for your sandwich?

Me: I think I'm out of bread.


Mom: You'll have to run out an buy some then.

Me: I'll use a hamburger bun for now.

Mom: There ya go. Just gotta roll with it.

Me: You gotta...bread roll with it!

Mom: Ha. Ha. Haaaaa.

Me: ROTFLOL!!!
Some people think they are champagne in a tall glass. Really they are lukewarm p1ss in a plastic cup......
Be a fruit loop in a bowl in Cheerios 





don't judge a book by its cover.
my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all.



 
Actual friendship goals-




         
 
 
Think of a number between 0 and 20.
Add 32 to it.
Multiply by 2.
Subtract 1.
Now close your eyes.
It's dark isn't it





Her: You're so ugly!
Me: Really? I was trying to look like you today!!!!




 

If it requires pants or a bra
it's not happening today.


When you try to be a good noodle in class but your friends are also in the same class









 







 

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