rainbowsandcookies

Status: Go on, poker face. See how it feels
Joined: August 2, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 368044
Location: GB
Gender: F






Follow me and watch me embaras myself on the Internet! ๐Ÿ™ˆ
       






 

Quotes by rainbowsandcookies




farting so bad that you can't sit in the same room and you're away from the computer and your whole life is destroyed because of releasing methane gas from your poopy hole




*cute guy brushes my shoulder in corridors*
me: *puts plastic bag on arm and showers*


itโ€™s weird how people tell you that everyone is equal no matter what but they don't even consider Pluto a planet anymore because of its size, is that equality?

you can get the girl out of the Hunger Games, but you can't get the Hunger Games out of the girl.  


friend: Why do girls want thigh gap?
me: so their boyfriends can put their d''cks in without opening their legs



mom: are you coming downstairs?
me: *adopts simon cowell's voice* it's a no from me