randomfernanda

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED........
That on TV shows, it takes place for like 4 years,
and they only show each Character's birthday ONCE the entire series
MIND=BLOWN o.O

Today on TV I saw this McDonalds advertisement that said,
"McDonald's chicken nuggets! Now made with REAL chicken!"
FAIL.

YOU MADE MY DAY
...........Worse

REMEMBER WHEN..........................
You were little, u took the soapy foam from the bathtub and made it look like beard and pretended u were Santa Clause.

I hate those people who say bad things about themselves so people would DISagree and that person would get SHOWERED with compliments.
SO next time someone says, "i hate my self! im so _________" ill just say "Yeah, ur TOTALLY right..."

Has Anyone Ever Noticed...............
That "Inappropiate words"  have been shortened, and or changed so that Disney Channel can get away with it without being sued???
Inappropiate Term                     APPROPRIATE term
Sh*t...............................................Shoot
Cr*p................................................Crud
A*shole...........................................Pie hole
F*ckin'..........................................Frigin'
Oh my God...................................Oh my Gosh
LMAO.............................................LMHO
Dam...............................................Darn

When ur really mad.........
                      And thinking really MAD thoughts
                                                They get Bigger
                                                                  and BIGGER
                                                                           and BIGGER......
                                                  Then ur head knots into pain and then ur mind goes blank
...........and YES, this unfortunately happened to me during a MATH TEST o.O

<3

A Perfect guy:
Dosen't smoke
Dosen't cheat
Dosen't swear
Dosen't lie
Dosen't stop loving you even after you leave him
Dosen't exist