randomgirl7742

Status: Avoiding the zombies trying to eat my brains
Joined: August 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 203203
Location: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Gender: F

 

randomgirl7742

 

 

 

 

 





 

Quotes by randomgirl7742

Me:  I can’t see anything

Me: omg I think I’m blind

Me: no, wait. I’m just in Hollister

Maybe if we all smiled

Am I the only one who, after so many years, still doesn’t know what their parents’ actually do at their job?

Boy : Sir, I was wondering if I could ask you something…

Mr. Jones : Yes, my boy. You may marry her.

Boy: What? Marry who?

Mr. Jones: Why, my daughter. You wanted to marry her, didn’t you?

Boy: No, sir! I was wondering if I could borrow 20 dollars for gas…

Mr. Jones: Of course not! I hardly know you!

 

nmq

You: hey
You:
what are you wearing
Stranger:
clothes
You: no

You: do it sexy

Stranger: *whispers in a sexy voice* clothes

 

Nmq, tumblr

I hardly ever get pimples, but when I do it’s always one

huge, obvious one on my forehead or nose

It’s getting away from me

Tumble, tumble

I close my eyes

And wish

I want, want

It back

It gets farther

Farther

It cannot be reached

Again

I want want it back

I want

I’m sorry, but am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

 

 


Anyone know where this is from? XD





Me most of the time: Fa la la la la. Hello World!
Me during my period:  Eff you. Eff  off. Eff  your  mom.




Someday I just want to put a

Video Camera
In my room  so that I can see what I actually do when I sleep.

 

 

 

nmf

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