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Boy :
Sir, I was wondering if I could ask you
something…
Mr. Jones :
Yes, my boy. You may marry her.
Boy: What? Marry who?
Mr. Jones: Why, my daughter. You wanted to marry her, didn’t you?
Boy: No, sir! I was wondering if I could borrow 20 dollars for gas…
Mr. Jones: Of course not! I hardly know you!
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