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Someone : So I surveyed 100 women on what shampoo they prefer to use in the shower
Someone : The top answer was, “How the hell did you get in here?”

 

Nmq, found it on facebook.

Oh my gosh! You killed Kenny!
nmq obviously

That Awkward moment when you didn’t text Umbridge back

♥ if you know where it’s from

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows (like a light bulb)

All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)

They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games (like monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say;

“Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”

Then all the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee, (Yippee!)

“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in history!” (Like George Washington)

Who else remembers singing this version when they were younger?

One Direction

Oh, hey. Did you just hear that?

It was the sound of hundreds of Wittians screaming because of what they saw as another 1D quote.

Those who can’t do, teach
Those who can’t teach become gym teachers

I'm sorry. I must have woken up on the wrong side of the the bed this morning.

Welcome to Hogwarts
Where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

nmq
 

Why, if it isn’t mister harry potter.