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Today, my teacher said
"No, I don't think you deserve a sucker after today."
And I laughed soo hard.




Just think abuout it.&sorry, I might just have a sick mind.

add to favs - #450255 by randomxxcardss42xo on January 07, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Remember New Year's Eve,
 1 9 9 9 ? 

add to favs - #450139 by randomxxcardss42xo on January 07, 2009 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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Yes, please, just go crawling back to him again. I dare ya.

add to favs - #448889 by randomxxcardss42xo on January 06, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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THEY BROKE UP.
1st reaction::omg! yess dudee!
2nd reaction::well, i feel bad he really liked her.
3rd reaction::waiit, then did he break up with her?NO WAY!
4th reaction:::ugh! i'm gonna kill her! she totally just broke his heart!
5th reaction::he didn't tell me first! No, HE IS SO DEAD!


sryy, this reallly sucks, but it
does basically explain what
went on in my head today
when i found out my best friend
and his gf broke up. (=

add to favs - #448885 by randomxxcardss42xo on January 06, 2009 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I took the Polaroid down to my room
I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend
Its not as if I don't like you it just makes me sad
 w h e n e v e r   I   s e e   i t .

add to favs - #432024 by randomxxcardss42xo on January 01, 2009 filed under lyrics - get code - report quote

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Every time I see you with her,
----->It's like a slap in the face
So I make sure every time she sees you with me
----->She gets the
             ol'one-two

add to favs - #422900 by randomxxcardss42xo on December 29, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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A CHRISTMAS STORY. . .
"I triple-dog-dare-you!"

add to favs - #422894 by randomxxcardss42xo on December 29, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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A CHRISTMAS STORY. . .
"Deck da haus with barrs of horry farararararararara"

add to favs - #422893 by randomxxcardss42xo on December 29, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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A CHRISTMAS STORY. . .
"Oh My God!! I shot my eye out!"

add to favs - #422889 by randomxxcardss42xo on December 29, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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A CHRISTMAS STORY. . .
"You'll shoot your eye out!"

add to favs - #422887 by randomxxcardss42xo on December 29, 2008 filed under holiday - get code - report quote

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