Today, in the parking lot of a gas station, was an older couple. As I drove by, I saw them dancing! How cute! <3
Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
I want to make a Facebook account, and the name will be 'Nobody'. So when I see a pointless status, I can like it and they will get a notification that says, "Nobody liked your status"
Teen Mom is my birth control.
17 more days of; sleeping in, watching TV all day, swimming, tanning, hang out with friends, staying up all night, and eating whenever I feel like it.
Melanie: "What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Jake: "So I can kiss you anytime I want."
<3
-Sweet Home Alabama
Put your b*tchface on.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
You can prevent yourself from crying while peeling an onion by chewing gum. You can prevent yourself from crying in any other situations by not being such a little b*tch.