I like to study the effects of drugs (hallucinogens are my favorite). Most of the time I just kinda feel worthless. I like the smell of paint, chlorine, and gasoline. Tattoos and peircings are super attractive. Super kawaii. I'm obsessed with death yet scared of it at the same time. No one really understands my weirdness so they all just think I'm on drugs. Dan Howell, Amazing Phil, and Christian Novelli, All Time Low, and a few other bands are my idols. I have a crush on Dan Howell and Phil Lester, oops. My clebrity crushes are Oli Sykes, Jack Barakat, and Alex Gaskarth woooo.
Let's start on a happy note:
I'll try not to be that depressing, I promise. Please be my friend I don' have any real ones you internet folk are so much cooler than those real life peasants. I like to fangirl. Being in multiple fandoms sucks, especially when your fandoms hate eachother. I may or may not have Jack Barakat hidden in my closet but please don't open the door and check he's good at escaping. I've been playing the cello for 6 years. I can play the ukulele. I hoard birds, I have 4 of them living in my room (RIP Peep, God rest her little bird soul.) My two favorite things are bands and drag queens. They're both fabulooooous.
Music I like more than other humans: All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce the Veil, The Vamps, Blink 182, Nirvana, The Beatles, Falling In Reverse, Mayday Parade, Never Shout Never, The Ready Set, The Gorillaz, The Academy Is..., Green Day, Cute is What We Aim For, Gym Class Heroes, Patrick Stump, The Killers, The Cab, Maroon 5, You Me at Six, Bring Me the Horizon, Escape the Fate, Of Mice and Men, Ghost Town, Suicide Silence (RIP Mitch </3) & more. (I'm the only teenage girl who hates Taylor Swift and One Direction oh my.)
fun fact: if you tell
someone to kill themselves
it’s considered encouraging suicide
and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison.
if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a
c/unt.
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint
his face with their blood good taste in music
do you ever hand a test in
and suddenly realise exactly what you did wrong and everything
makes sense and you look back on the answers you wrote with
this overwhelming sense of embarrassment and you wish you could
tackle the paper out of the teacher's hands and change your
answers?
Muse was once forced to Lip Sync during a show
So instead of doing it the right way
The lead singer pretended to play the drums
While the drummer pretended to play the guitar
And the guitarest pretended to sing