Reasons why girls hate their periods
- Sneezing, and feeling like a
ketchup dispenser
- Headaches that really
make you want to curl up in a ball and die.
- Barely staying awake in class,
no matter how much sleep you got the night before.
- The cramps, oh
wait, I mean the chainsaw in your uterus.
- Standing up and feeling like a
freaking fire hose.
- Goodbye white, anything tight,
and skinny jeans. Hello dark sweatpants and hoodies.
- Finally getting your skin to
where you accept it, then you start PMSing and you break out all over again.
- Wanting to kill everything,
minus your dog.
- Feeling and looking like a balloon isn't
sexy.
- Icecream
cures everything...except for your already bloated
stomach.
- Randomly breaking out in tears
over something that wouldn't bother you any other
day.
- Not being able to give someone a
hug (when you need one most) because your boobs are so
sore.
- Getting out of the shower and
having to run like a ninja to get to your clothes in
time.
- It always pops up on important
events. Your birthday, vacation, holidays, ect..
THERE IS ONE REASON YOU SHOULD BE
HAPPY ON YOUR PERIOD, THOUGH.
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Congratulations, you're not pregnant.
DOMEAFAVOR.
Go look at yourself in a full length mirror.
I know your first instinct is to pick out everything wrong with
you. Every imperfection you see.
Now, take a few steps back. Literally.
Look into the mirror again. From every angle. Your full body, not
just your "problem" areas. This is how people see you.
They see ALL of you. Not your bloated stomach, their eyes
don't zero on in that tiny pimple on your nose. They see all
of you. No one analyzes you or stands close enough to you to
see the flaws you see in yourself. They look mostly at your eyes
and mouth when you talk. Not your "thigh flab" or boob
size. You're beautiful. Stop being so hard on yourself.