remembermex3

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It's funny how day by day
NOTHING SEEMS TO CHANGE
but when you look back

everything's different.


 

 



Reasonwhy girls hate their periods
- Sneezing, and feeling like a ketchup dispenser
-  Headaches that really make you want to curl up in a ball and die.
- Barely staying awake in class, no matter how much sleep you got the night before.
- The cramps, oh wait, I mean the chainsaw in your uterus.
- Standing up and feeling like a freaking fire hose.
- Goodbye white, anything tight, and skinny jeans. Hello dark sweatpants and hoodies.
- Finally getting your skin to where you accept it, then you start PMSing and you break out all over again.
- Wanting to kill everything, minus your dog.
- Feeling and looking like a balloon isn't sexy.
- Icecream cures everything...except for your already bloated stomach.
- Randomly breaking out in tears over something that wouldn't bother you any other day.
- Not being able to give someone a hug (when you need one most) because your boobs are so sore.
- Getting out of the shower and having to run like a ninja to get to your clothes in time.
- It always pops up on important events. Your birthday, vacation, holidays, ect..


THERE IS ONE REASON YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ON YOUR PERIOD, THOUGH. (highlight)
Congratulations, you're not pregnant.

 



IJustin Bieber decided
 
BREATHING WASN'T COOL,
Most of the female population would be dead.



 

Remember The Good Old Days
When not EVERY Disney channel actress doubled as a singer?




should I make this a series??

DOMEAFAVOR.
Go look at yourself in a full length mirror.
I know your first instinct is to pick out everything wrong with you. Every imperfection you see.
Now, take a few steps back. Literally.
Look into the mirror again. From every angle. Your full body, not just your "problem" areas. This is how people see you. They see ALL of you. Not your bloated stomach, their eyes don't zero on in that tiny pimple on your nose. They see all of you. No one analyzes you or stands close enough to you to see the flaws you see in yourself. They look mostly at your eyes and mouth when you talk. Not your "thigh flab" or boob size. You're beautiful. Stop being so hard on yourself.
 

hold your head high,
& your middle finger higher.
<3 
you 






oh, okay...

i asked for a trim,
but you can chop all my hair off.

t h a t ' s  c o o l  t o o . .
 




 


d e a r   k i n d e r g a r d e n e r,

we heard you telling your teacher
you're not tired,
so please, pass naptime up to us.

s i n c e r e l y ,
highschoolers.


 

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