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SO THIS IS A TURE STORY WITH ME AND MY SISTER AT THE DINNER TABLEBY OURSELVE...
 SHE WASS READING MY SHIRT; WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
ME; UMM.. GRG SO GARAGE, MTL,..? I HAVE NO CLUE?
HER: UMMM.
ME: MTL USALLY STANDS FOR MONTREAL BUT I DONT KNOW FOR SURE...
HER: WHY WOULD IT SAY MONTREAL IF WE'RE IN CANADA??
ME : IDK...........
6 MINS LATER...
ME: WAIT WHAT? WHAT DOES BEING IN CANADA HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING A SHIRT THAT SAYS MONTREAL???????
WE BOTH LAUGH FOR HOURS! HAHA!
FAVE IF YOU GOT A LAUGH OUT OF THAT...

kisssing test:
1. hold ur breatyh.
2. like this quote.
3. repost this.
4. if u did this without breathing you are a good kisser.

so my friends all have imaginary boyfriends (well the guys are real but they don't know they are a couple yet)  and we have already decided that they will get married and i will be the single pringle with 97 cats and when they have kids one of them is moving back to australia but then the rest of everyones kids will stay here and play with my cats!!!!!  i love my friends!!!!!

so my teacher was talking to us and he said " girls see boys differently when they grow up, and same with boys."     and because we were talking about meat chicken and meat stuff someone said " so we see chicken differently?" and so the funniest guy replied " ooh look at  that drumstick."

GIrls:chicks before d!cks.
boys:  bros before h0s.

roses are red violets are blue. hes for me and not for you. if by chance you take my place i'll take make fist and smash your face!! 

Fave if you go on witty by yourself and you go into the funny category and youre sitting there laughing your pants off and then the next day you try to tell your friends but it leaves your mind and then it happens over and over again!!!!

THE ONE WHO LAUGHS LASTS!!!
          <3

twinkle twinkle little stars---                                                  oh wait those are just your eyes  <3

DEAR GIRLS AT SCHOOL, 
 
STOP SINGING RANDOM SONGS... THIS IS NOT  A NEVER ENDING GLEE EPISODE!!

SINCERLY BOYS WHO DONT GIVE A FLIP ABOUT SINGING...!




FAVE IF THIS OFFENSIVE.