rissa7373

Status: You're beautiful, don't let anyone tell you different, especially yourself.(;
Joined: December 30, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: October 9
user id: 257321
Location: Middle of nowhere, Maine
Gender: F
 
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Hello Stranger!

 


Happy birthday if today's your birthday, I'm sorry if your life sucks. It will get better, I promise. Don't hurt yourself, you're all beautiful/handsome in your own way.
Comment, Fave, Follow if you wish. =)
1653 notifictions on 4/9/12 Thank you sooo much.<3



Marissa's the name, life is the game.

16 years young, I live in Maine and it occasionally snows in June. No biggie. =)
I'm moving back to Virginia the first chance I get. =)
I've been a vegetarian for five years now.
I'm a secret geek in math team, fuck off.

I write books, I want to be a journalist/author, maybe a lawyer. Self publishing starting hopefully by my birthday this year.<3
I'm going to adopt four boys when Im old enough and their names will be Koppernikus, Skylar, Click, and Gollopogus.(;
I'm totally and completely in love with Eminem's music. I'm no Stan, but I'm one of his fans. =)


People I love: 

My best friends Marlee (marleesue) She's my bfftdea and I would highly recommend commenting her. But you can't have her, because she was my best friend first. >=)<--- check her out. =) and Candice. <-- she may be a total idiot sometimes, but I love her all the same. =) I can tell them both absolutely anything and we all need to form a comedian group and be friends for ever and ever. =)

*Insert long paragraph about how I love a guy that doesn't know I exist.*

I've got a thing for guys who are complete goofballs, have slightly broken pasts, and those guys that you can tell everything to. And he is just that. =)

So there's this guy, and he's extremely attractive. Not only the way he looks, but his personality.
Eh, I don't even know how to explain him. He's so awkward, funny, amazing, and-blah. I've only known him for a few months, but we hit it off from day one and he's already nearly my everything. I have no words to voice how wonderful he really is.<3


I just want you. All of your flaws, jokes, stupidity, sarcasm, giggles, mistakes, smiles, quirks, just you.

This is a lot longer than I had antisipated. Oops. =)





Do me a favor, and don't follow me just because I followed you. I want those faithful followers that actually like me for my quotes, not for all of he favorites I give them. =) But follows are always welcome.

 


 When life says "Give up,"
Hope whispers "Just try it one more time."

                                                                         
                                 
                                                                                               


Quotes by rissa7373


Dad: *yelling at the tv*
Me: You're yelling at the players like they're actually going to hear you.
Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't know you exist.
Me:
Dad:
Me: Don't talk to me.








I love that super cute thing you do when you don't text me back for hours. Gah! Adorable.♥





 


Mum: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

 







Spending half of the movie

trying to figure out where
you've seen one of the actors before.






If vegetable oil comes from vegetables,

and olive oil comes from olives,

Where does baby oil come from? o_O


Me: Hey everyone, I'm home!
Mom:
Dad:
Sister:
Brother
:
Pets:
Aliens:
Obama:
Entire world:

Internet: I missed you.
 

Hairdresser: Is the length okay?
Me: If I say no will you glue it back on?

Me: Hey, can you pick up some milk on your way home?
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me
: She's not answering me. 
Me: She must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic.
Me: I killed her
Me: I killed my mom.

 

Hagrid: Hey, I just met you,
Hagrid: And this is crazy.
Hagrid: But happy birthday.
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.

Parents: I have such a beautiful daughter.
Kids at school: Who is this deformed potatoe?
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