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I would honesty be an awful parent.

My kid would say "I don't want to go to school, I just want to sleep." and I would literally probably just get in bed with them and say "I feel you."



 

i would describe my lifestyle as

"please don't sit next to me on the bus"



 

 
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR white 
AND SAY I DO 
but now she's wearing BLACK
AND SAYING GOODBYE
 

what do you mean "no pets allowed"

this is my sister.



 

Me: *posts opinion on Witty*
Me: *gets popcorn*
Me: It's always fun stirring the pot.

High School Tips For Freshman:


1. Don't be nervous
2. Go to orientation
3. Be yourself and accept change
4. Don't get in a relationship with senior boys (they'll use you)
5. Listen to the song (Fifteen by Taylor Swift)
6.Don't act like your the sh_t leave all that crap in middle school
7.Join Clubs
8. Don't procrastinate
9. Every other grade above you hates you for no reason at all

10. Have Fun In Highschool! But not really.

 

Paperlung's format

mr. moseby: how do you lose a woman?!?!
cody: you forget to cherish her.

eric mathews: lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.

stitch: ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind. or forgotten.

fakifi: oh yes, the past can hurt. but the way i see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.

peter pan: never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.

hercules: a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

winnie the pooh: if there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, and i'll stay there forever.

the mad hatter: have i gone mad?
alice: i'm afraid so. you're entirely bonkers. but i'll tell you a secret. all the best people are.

mulan: you're at  peace because you know it's okay to be afraid.

dory: i look at you and i'm home. please. i don't want that to go away.



WHAT HAPPENED DISNEY

everyone: u have bags under ur eyes.......................................
me: I know, they're designer *bats eyelashes*

if watching a show doesn't make you

sexually frustrated, heartbroken or weeping and in need of punching someone in the face then it's not a good tv show trust me