*AT BAND COOKOUT/SWIM PARTY-STANDING
BEHIND BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER*
FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY:HI I'M
NATHAN!
ME:HELLO
BOY:YOU'RE PRETTY
ME:UM, THANKS.....
BOY:CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?
ME:UM,DEAR, OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW OLD EXACTLY DO YOU THINK I
AM?
BOY:SEVEN
ME: OH, WELL I'M NOT SEVEN. I'M THIRTEEN.
BOY: *YELLING* NO! YOU'RE NOT TALL ENOUGH TO BE THIRTEEN!
YOU'RE SEVEN!
ME: :( SAD FACE :(