roses123

Friend, 
Best Friend, 
Boy Friend.
Most amazing relationships eventually end. 
That's what family is for.  

Please stop texting me back with K's, 

I'M RARELY IN THE MOOD TO TALK ABOUT POTASSIUM. 

I'm waiting for the discounted chocolate the next day❤
 

Girl I can remove 90% of your beauty with a wet kleenex.
 

 Tooth fairy, 
thank you for teaching me that it is ok to sell my body for money.

WTHE FIRST JOCKSTRAP WAS USED IN 1874 AND THE FIRST HELMET WAS USED IN 1974.

IT TOOK YOU 100 YEARS TO REALIZE THE BRAIN IS IMPORTANT TOO.