rotflolol

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What every kiss means kiss on the stomach; i'm ready. kiss on the forehead; i hope were together forever. kiss on the ear; your my everything. kiss on the cheek; we're friends. kiss on the hand; i adore you. kiss on the neck; we belong together. kiss on the shoulder; i want you. kiss on the lips; i like you. What the gesture means... holding hands; We definitely like each other. slap on the butt; that's mine. holding on tight; i don't want to let go. looking into each other's eyes; i just plain like you. playing with hair; tell me you love me. arms around the waist; i like you too much to let go. laughing while kissing; i am completely comfortable with you. Advice; don't ask for a kiss, take one. if you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in love. Requirements; post this again after reading or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within one minute and whoever you are missing will surprise you

Rules For Flirting(: Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly Girls: lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his. Guys: whisper in her ear Girls: giggle Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back! Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't) Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it! Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers! Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush ************** STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! now copy and re-post this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize

I have screwed up 87% of my teenage life...

[ x ] Kissed someone before dating
[ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[ x ] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ x ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3

[ x ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[ x ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[ x ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[ x ] Missed school just because you felt like it
[ x ]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 8

[ x ] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
[ x ] Text people during class
[ x ] Passed notes
[ x ] Threw stuff across the room
[ x ] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 13

[ x ] Took pictures during school hours
[ x ] Called someone during school hours
[ x ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 16

[ x ] Threw something at the teacher
[ x ] Went outside the classroom without permission
[ x ] Broke the dress code
[ ] Failed a class
[ x ] Ate food during class
Total so far: 20

[  ] Been called the worst student
[ x ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[ x ] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ x ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 23

[ x ] Faked your parents signature
[ x ] Slept in class
[ x ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[ x ] Copied homework
[ x ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[ x ] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 29

Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as
 "I have screwed up ___ of my teenage life."

Girl Facts:
-When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
-When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
-When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand
-When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
-When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
-When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
-When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply.
-When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
-When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
-When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
-When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
-When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
-When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Guy Facts:
-When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.

-When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
-When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
-When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it.
-When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
-When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
-When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
-When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
-When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.

Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you ;
text you ;
kiss you ;
or just surprise you (;

What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers:

PILLOWFIGHT !!


 What Girls Actually
Do At Sleepovers:


Dude, I'm Hungry Let's Eat. 


Boy: Make a C w/ your right hand.

Girl:  Okaay. -makes a C-

Boy:  -smiles and makes a C w/ his hand, placing it next to hers-


Girl: A heart ?

Boy: No. My stomach. & it's empty, make me a sandwich.

 
Flaunt What You've  Got
Not What You're Faking.

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In The End It's Not Going To Matter How Many Breaths You Took, But How Many Moments Took Your Breath Away ♥

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