*At a store where they have free
samples*
Weird Dude: *strokes the meat cooker* Weird Dude: Yes, patty, you are a good cooker. Werid Dude: Everyone likes your meat. Weird Dude: *kisses meat cooker and burns
lips* Werid Dude: BAD PATTY! Me: 0_o Dafuq?
Do you want to stay up later?
Maybe to finish homework or just .... you know.... uh.... like....
Oh, wait, you're a Wittian, you know what
mean!
1) Splash very cold water on your face 2) Press an ice cube
to your forehead and hold for 30 seconds 3) [optional] Pour about a
splash of lemon and salt into water and drink it.... You will now be
awake!!