ryann25

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  that awkward moment when you have to explain to your younger sister that
           making a baby is much more complicated
 than two people hugging and a baby coming out...lmll

           that awkward moment when you
have no idea what
  
'69' is reffering to...

                      WHEN WE WERE FIVE...
you: *take a crayon*
me: put it back or i'll tell M-O-M!
you: *scared shitless*
your mom: honeyy, did you just pee in yout pants?
 

hisblueeyes<3


when a guy fu**s you over...
carve your name into his leather seats,
smash a whole in all four tires.
......then maybe next time he'll think before he cheats..
that awkward/halraious moment
when your just sitting there...and your friend leans over and goes "is it just me or does it smell like stinky vag in here??"
at first i thought you were great
the i thought you were ok
then you fu**ed with my brothers
heart
AND ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO AWAY
                                 that awkward moment
when your gym teacher asks you to
            
                                            grab  the balls...

whats up??

.......................um your dic?