sKypRaNcEr

Status: I think they made chocolate just to show us what heaven will be like...
Joined: April 21, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: December 5
user id: 294015
Location: New Zealand
Gender: F
Hello fellow Wittians!
Welcome to my page!
Kat XX

                       
Cat vesion of me!!! ^
 
Don't Cheat orIt Won't Work! 1. Whichis yourfavoritecoloroutof: red,black ,blue,green,oryellow? 2. Yourfirst initial? 3. Yourmonthofbirth? 4. Whichcolordoyou likemore,black orwhite? 5. Yourfavoritenumber? 6. Do you likeFlying orDriving more? 7. Do you likealakeortheocean more? 8. Writedownawish (arealistic oneornot. itsurlife). When you'redone,scrolldown. (Don't cheat!)

1. Red-You arealert and yourlife is fulloflove. Black-You areconservativeand aggressive. Green -Yoursoul is relaxedand you arelaid back. Blue-You arespontaneous and lovekissesand affection from theones you love. Yellow-You areavery happy person and givegood adviceto thosewhoaredown. 2. Ifyou'reinitialis: A-KYou havealot ofloveand friendships in yourlife. L-RYou try to enjoy yourlife to themaximum&yourlovelife is soon to blossom. S-ZYou liketo helpothersand yourfuturelovelife looks very good. 3. Ifyou wereborn in: Jan-Mar: Theyearwill go very wellforyou and you will discoverthat you fall in love with someonetotally unexpected. April-June: You will haveastrong loverelationship that will notlastlong but the memories will lastforever. July-Sep: You will haveagreat yearand will experienceamajorlife-changing experienceforthegood. Oct-Dec: Yourlovelife will notbegreat,but eventually you will findyoursoul mate. 4. Ifyou chose: Black: Yourlife will takeon adifferent direction,it will seemhard atthetimebut will bethebest thing foryou,and you will begladforthechange. White: You will haveafriend whocompletely confides in you and would doanything foryou,but you maynotrealizeit. 5. This is howmanyclosefriendsyou havein yourlifetime. 6. Ifyou chose: Flying: You likeadventure. Driving: You arealaid backperson. 7.. Ifyou chose: Lake:You areloyalto yourfriendsand yourloverand arevery reserved. Ocean: You arespontaneous and liketo pleasepeople. 8. This wish will cometrueonlyifyou copy and pastethis onto yourprofile within one hour. Copy and pastethis in thenext 10 minutes,and it will cometruebeforeyour next birthday

sKypRaNcEr's Favorite Quotes

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said

" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too

 

notmine



I swear he's cute, hold on . . . 
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE  


 

If you were born in the 90's

The best P.E. lessons involved
rainbow colored parachute

 

Creepy?

Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named
 Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners, 
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.

Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.

Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.

It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named
'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre
& here's the best part:

A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with

Marilyn Monroe.
I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.
 
"you ask!" 

  
"no you ask!" 


" plz  just ask?" 
                                 
                     
  "why can't you do it?" 



"fine...excuse me,can we have some ketchup?"  

 




i bet if the one direction tour bus break down
they just attach ropes and chains to liam and he pulls it to the nearest town



 
How many times can I break till I shatter?
I'm sorry, but I really need to let this out.

And yes this is another One Direction quote. Get over it.

STOP MOBBING THEM. Seriously, they are normal people like you and I. They have feelings. Mobbing their vehicles, or hotel entrances is wrong. That only makes them not want to see their fans even more.

Harry was mobbed like 3 times while in New York.

Zayn and Liam were mobbed while shopping today.

Louis and Eleanor were mobbed also while shopping.

He flipped off the mobbers.

It was their day off. Yes, it's okay to try and meet them or get a picture with them, but full on mobbing them is not okay.

That is probably the reason Niall is like staying on the down low.

They shouldn't have to be constantly worried about their safety everytime they go in public.

All I'm saying is think about their feelings too.





















 
If I'm louder, would you see me? Would you lay down, in my arms and rescue me? Cause we are the same, you save me, and when you leave it's gone again.